Mikey Burton

Mikey Burton is a designer and an illustrator. He is a blue collar designy illustrator. He is also a super nice guy with an adorable laugh that has been working professionally for over 12 years.

He’s done a lot of work in that time for clients such as Converse, ESPN, Target, The New York Times, Time Magazine, Out of Print Clothing, Playboy and Esquire, among others. In 2011, he created a passion project with a purpose, a line of products around the notion that “Freelance Ain’t Free.”

Mikey spent his formative years and earned a master’s degree from Kent State University in Ohio. He now works and lives in Brooklyn, where he pays vacation prices for coffee.

Q. What’s your favorite unexpected thing at a hotel continental breakfast?

Mikey Burton Breakfast DesignJokingly, I just remember one time I was at a continental breakfast. I think I came down late and the only thing they had was hard boiled eggs and canned peaches. It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I had one hard boiled egg, but I did not have the peaches. It was just this weird thing, and they were sitting right next to each other and I was like, I don’t understand this.

Q. Do you have any suggestions for shows to binge watch?

That’s tough because I really like TV. Well, I really like whatever we call “TV” now, because it all involves the computer. But I’ve been binge watching Parenthood, because I’ve never watched that, and my girlfriend always raves about it. I really like that so far. My favorite TV show I think right now that’s been on actual TV is Mr. Robot, but it’s really hard to binge watch because it’s not on Netflix or Hulu. You actually have to have a TV to watch it, because it’s on USA or some weird network like that. There’s too many good TV shows now. I would also say the last thing I really binged watched was Stranger Things which I really like, but it’s just like everybody keeps talking about it.

Q. Complete this sentence. Brooklyn is…

Expensive but great. I think my buddy said it best. He’s originally from Pittsburgh, and he says he just feels like he’s always on vacation, and he’s lived here for like 10 plus years. He’s like I’m always on vacation, I’m always paying vacation prices.

Q. What kind of shoes are you wearing?

Mikey Burton Converse Shoe DesignActually, I’m not wearing shoes right now. (Laughs) I’m shoeless. I’ve been wearing mostly Vans though, which is funny because they aren’t usually my go-to shoe.

Q. What would it take for you to move back in with your parents now?

Actually, like nothing, I would move back in with them in a heartbeat. I get along with my parents so well, and my girlfriend loves my parents. If, for some reason we had to move in with them tomorrow, I think we would be kind of stressed, but Ohio is like one of the chillest places ever and I’ve always loved it there, and my girlfriend feels the same way, which was surprising, but I think we’d be pretty happy there.

Q. What’s the thing you miss most about Chicago?

There’s a couple food things there I miss. There’s a burger there, the Au Cheval burger. It’s by far the best burger I’ve ever had in my life.

Q. Bear Grylls or Yogi Bear?

I want to say Yogi Bear. Wait, Yogi Berra? Yogi Berra!

Q. What is your favorite free thing?

Mikey Burton Freelance Ain't FreeThis isn’t free though. I really like when the ATM gives you like $10 bills. That’s not a free thing, that’s your money, but I like when the ATM gives you smaller bills. That always makes me excited. Free food is the best thing ever. Free wine is always good when you go see art.

Q. Do you have any hidden talents?

Whenever I play a board game or something like that, I have this weird 80’s sports knowledge that comes to the surface, but I don’t really like sports. I think it’s just because I use to collect baseball cards and stuff. It’s there and I can never tap it unless a question comes up, it’s really weird.

Q. Have you ever been recognized on the street?

Yes. The day I moved here, me and my girlfriend went out to dinner. I went to the bathroom and this guy asked her is that Mikey Burton? She says yeah. She told me and I’m like oh that’s awkward. That was the only time it ever happened, and it was the first day I moved to New York; it was weird.

Caption this bad stock photo:

Mikey Burton Bad Stock Photo
“Kevin Bacon really ruined this warehouse with his dancing.”

 

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The Complete Series of Interviews

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Reyna Noriega

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Tyler Spangler

Beavis or Butthead?
Debbie Millman

Debbie Millman

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Kevin Cantrell

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Ariel Wilson

Q. Who’s Your Favorite Dad Bod?

Lauren Peters-Collaer

Q. What gives you goosebumps?

Luke Tonge

How are your nunchuck skills?

Mari Andrew

What noise does your spirit animal make?

Matt Curtis

If you were in a heist movie, who would be your assembled team?

Robert Fisher

What can you see from your window right now?

Beat Baudenbacher

What’s the last thing you apologized for?
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Paul Woods

What is the best board game to flip over in anger?
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James Olstein

Would you rather drown in coffee grounds or cat hair?
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Victor Melendez

Where’s the strangest place you’ve peed?
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Courtney Macca

What’s your uncle’s name?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Anna Laytham

Anna Laytham

How do you feel about sandwiches made with the ends of loaves of bread?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Johnnie Cluney

Johnnie Cluney

Have you ever eaten something in a bathroom?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Julieta Felix

Julieta Felix

How many bugs do you think you’ve killed in your life, whether by accident or on purpose?

Brian Van Gogh

What’s the last thing you licked?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Randy J Hunt

Randy J. Hunt

If you started a cult, what would you make people wear?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Jennifer Heuer

Jennifer Heuer

Do you think a world with adorable puppies on every corner would get annoying after a while?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Syd Weiler

Syd Weiler

If animals could talk, which do you think would be the rudest?

Kendrick Kidd

What kind of toilet paper do you use?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Lola Landekic

Lola Landekic

How many tabs do you have open on your desktop right now and what are they?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Shogo Ota

Shogo Ota

What is one thing Idaho and Japan have in common?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Jordan Scott

Jordan Scott

Would you allow Jeff Goldblum to tattoo you?
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Andy J. Miller

When was the last time you kissed someone on the hand?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Josh Higgins

Josh Higgins

Q. Do you have any pet names for Mark Zuckerberg?

Amy Nicole Schwartz

If you were two kids in a trenchcoat, would you want to be the head or the body?
Stefan Sagmeister

Stefan Sagmeister

Would you rather ride in Air Force One with Trump or in a tank with Putin?

Christopher Ayres

How good are you at giving driving directions in California?

Chris Costello

Do you ever hold your pee too long while drawing?
Dumb Questions with Joshuan Taylor

Joshua Taylor

What Disney princess would you want to be?
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Jared Erondu

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Zac Petit

At what age did you get to second base? And where did it occur?
Nicole Jacek Dumb Questions for Smart Designers

Nicole Jacek

Whose hair would win in a fight, yours or Donald Trump’s?
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Dan Cassaro

What was your mom’s last Tweet?

Cap Watkins

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Danielle Evans

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Darren Booth Designer

Darren Booth

Who would you rather have escort your wife to a party, Ryan Adams or Ryan Reynolds?
Lauren Hom

Lauren Hom

What is your favorite flea market find?

Mikey Burton

What would it take for you to move back in with your parents now?

Gavin Strange

What was more painful, taking a bad skate slam or designing your website?

Becky Simpson

Do you own any domain names you don’t use?

Craig Frazier

Would you rather wake up for a day as Daniel Craig or Frasier Crane?

Mackey Saturday

What is the strangest rewards program you are a member of?

Sara Blake

Are you of the old school mindset, do you hand sketch everything first?

Jess Boonstra

Harry Potter or The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo or The Da Vinci Code?

Jeff Rogers

Tell us a personal story about glow sticks or hot sauce.

Chip Kidd

Who would run the country better, Donald Trump or The Joker?

The Heads of State

What do you think of the upcoming Ghostbusters reboot? Be honest.

Scott Allen Hill

What was the most inopportune time you broke, lost or forgot your glasses?

Timothy Goodman

If Donald Trump asked you to draw something on his Mexico border wall, what would you draw?

James Victore

Can you invent a clever bumper sticker slogan? We may or may not steal it.

Veerle Pieters

Since you never have had a boss before, would you rather have David Brent (The Office) or Gordon Ramsey (Chef) as your boss?

Gui Borchert

What do they write on your cup at Starbucks when you tell them your name is Gui?

Don Clark

What is your favorite show to watch with your kids on a Saturday morning?

Harvey Shepard

Would you rather shovel snow or go to a Nickelback concert?

Tad Carpenter

What’s your favorite children’s book?

James Flames

Who would you love to have design the poster for your 40th birthday party?

Jessica Hische

Can you give us an example of one thing you wouldn’t want your Momager to handle?

Steven Heller

You’ve interviewed a ton of people. Is there one person in particular that you haven’t that you’d want to interview?

Sara Blakely

What would your first thoughts be if you were asked to write Grease 3?

Josh Brewer

Elton John or Phil Collins?

Ashleigh Axios

If you’re going on a road trip with President Obama, what kind of car would you drive?

Matthew Manos

How do you feel about the term Millennials? Be honest.

Jean Jullien

If you had to get trapped for a month in one city’s subway system which would you prefer, NYC or London?

Bradford Shellhammer

Since your name sounds like that of a superhero, what would be the name of your arch nemesis?

Jon Contino

Would you rather be the brand manager or general manager for the Yankees?