Marty Neumeier

Marty Neumeier is a recognized author, designer, and speaker in the field of branding and design thinking. He is the author of several influential books such as “The Brand Gap,” “Zag,” and “The Brand Flip” which have been praised by both professionals and students in the industry. 

Neumeier has also had a successful career as a creative director, leading branding projects for renowned companies such as Apple, Google and Intel. With his extensive experience and knowledge, he has become a highly sought-after speaker, giving talks and workshops on design, branding, and innovation around the world. 

Marty is a passionate educator and a thought leader, his books and ideas have been inspiring creative professionals, business leaders, and entrepreneurs to achieve brand success. His latest creative efforts have been on a series of dramatic fiction novels that incorporate creative design into his main character’s identity.

Name one activity from history that you wish was still ‘a thing’?

Reading. And that’s something that has surprised me my whole life. There’s a saying that ‘leaders are readers’. 

What would be your weapon of choice in a zombie apocalypse?

Invisibility cloak. Don’t engage. It’s not worth it. You just tire yourself out killing them all. 

Tequila Sunrise or Sunrise Yoga?

Tequila Sunrise. I am in Mexico now, so ya, you have to get with the program. 

What is your favorite place in the world?

There are so many. Every place can be great in a way. Here we are in Mexico, and it’s Mexico. There’s poverty everywhere. It doesn’t have the sort of executional finish of say, a Europe. You know, it’s really rough. And yet, it’s lovely, and the people are magical. I mean, it’s just a magical place. So right now, just where I am is great.

If you were starting a small mom and pop shop, what would you sell?

Light bulbs popped into my head, not because it’s a metaphor for innovation or something. But I had an experience when I was in in the Cub Scouts selling light bulbs, because you had to sell things in those days, you had to go door to door and sell things to make money for the scout troop. And mostly I hated that because it was so hard to sell anything, and people were just being nice to you. You had to work on them, to bring out that pity to sell something to them, I hated it. But one time we were given light bulbs to sell, just ordinary household light bulbs in a box, and they were really lightweight. And you had a box and the strap around your neck, and every door I went to people bought light bulbs, it was the easiest thing to sell ever. So I would have a shop with all the kind of light bulbs. Marty’s Bulbs.

Pantone color of the year, ever used one?

I never have. It just seems silly to me, trying to turn color into fashion. Every color has a reason, has a purpose for something, but there are some colors that are just more useful day to day for designers and I definitely have my favorites.

How do you celebrate when you finish a book?

Definitely a bottle of champagne.

Tarentino or Scorcese?

Scorsese. Tarantino’s what I would call a stylist. There’s two kinds of creative people, one’s the stylist and one is a kind of a generalist. Scorcese is more of a generalist, he has a style, but he could do any kind of movie, and probably make something pretty good out of it. I think when Tarantino does a movie, it’s just an expression of him. I don’t think he could explain it or teach it. 

What would you rather NOT live without, Brittany Spears or pickle spears?

I know nothing about Britney Spears. In fact, I’m learning, I know less and less about popular culture all the time. It’s like, who are these people? I could barely keep up with it. So I’m sure she’s a wonderful, interesting person to some people, but I choose pickles.

What’s a brand that scares you?

Any business that Elon musk is in.

What is an expression you use but have no idea where it comes from?

Almost all of them. I really don’t know where anything comes from and I’m always surprised we just use things because other people use them and they seem to mean something. But I’m not an etymologist. 

One piece of housekeeping you enjoy most?

For the last 10 years, I have been the person that does the dishes. I like the warm water. It gives me time to think. I feel like I’ve accomplished something in 15 minutes.

Last show you couldn’t get enough of?

The Old Man

What’s your favorite appetizer?

Mmm, maybe some good French beignets. You know, there’s so many good ones, and at the same time they’re meaningless. So, I don’t I don’t think about them. I’m always just like delightfully surprised when I get a good one.

You have 60 seconds with your 20 year old self, how do you start?

Don’t jump. You’ve got your whole life ahead of you. I was the kind of person I decided I wanted to be a graphic designer. I didn’t know what it was. I decided I wanted to be a commercial artist when I was seven years old and never let go that idea because it was my identity. Going through school I was the kid in the school that could draw anything; I could draw cartoons, I could I could make something look like it was real. And so I just knew that that was what I wanted to do and I felt like I had social points from that, which is dumb. 

So I was biding my time at Catholic school to go the Art Center which I finally did. And I was really in a hurry. I really wanted to be Paul Rand who was my model for success, because by the time he was 30, he had written a famous book about design and was already working with the best clients. But, it was kind of a dumb model because those days were over. That was a moment in time.

But I was really in a hurry to like get out there and do as much as possible.  I didn’t finish school. I quit halfway through so I could get out there in the field and start working, and looking back, I was like, what was the hurry? There’s so many things you need to learn, so many things that are useful to you to get involved in, including doing the dishes.

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The Complete Series of Interviews

Marty Neumeier

Tarentino or Scorcese?
Chad Makerson Michael

Chad Michael

What cologne did you wear when you were younger?

Chalk & Brush

How do you feel about cargo pants?

Reyna Noriega

Q: Would you travel to Mars?

Tyler Spangler

Beavis or Butthead?
Debbie Millman

Debbie Millman

If you were in a font family, what style would you be?

Kevin Cantrell

Boomerang: The app or the tool?

Ariel Wilson

Q. Who’s Your Favorite Dad Bod?

Lauren Peters-Collaer

Q. What gives you goosebumps?

Luke Tonge

How are your nunchuck skills?

Mari Andrew

What noise does your spirit animal make?

Matt Curtis

If you were in a heist movie, who would be your assembled team?

Robert Fisher

What can you see from your window right now?

Beat Baudenbacher

What’s the last thing you apologized for?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Paul Woods

Paul Woods

What is the best board game to flip over in anger?
Designer and Illustrator James Olstein

James Olstein

Would you rather drown in coffee grounds or cat hair?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Victor Melendez

Victor Melendez

Where’s the strangest place you’ve peed?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Courtney Macca

Courtney Macca

What’s your uncle’s name?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Anna Laytham

Anna Laytham

How do you feel about sandwiches made with the ends of loaves of bread?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Johnnie Cluney

Johnnie Cluney

Have you ever eaten something in a bathroom?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Julieta Felix

Julieta Felix

How many bugs do you think you’ve killed in your life, whether by accident or on purpose?

Brian Van Gogh

What’s the last thing you licked?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Randy J Hunt

Randy J. Hunt

If you started a cult, what would you make people wear?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Jennifer Heuer

Jennifer Heuer

Do you think a world with adorable puppies on every corner would get annoying after a while?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Syd Weiler

Syd Weiler

If animals could talk, which do you think would be the rudest?

Kendrick Kidd

What kind of toilet paper do you use?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Lola Landekic

Lola Landekic

How many tabs do you have open on your desktop right now and what are they?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Shogo Ota

Shogo Ota

What is one thing Idaho and Japan have in common?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Jordan Scott

Jordan Scott

Would you allow Jeff Goldblum to tattoo you?
Andy J Miller of Creative Pep Talk answers Dumb Questions for Smart Designers

Andy J. Miller

When was the last time you kissed someone on the hand?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers with Josh Higgins

Josh Higgins

Q. Do you have any pet names for Mark Zuckerberg?

Amy Nicole Schwartz

If you were two kids in a trenchcoat, would you want to be the head or the body?
Stefan Sagmeister

Stefan Sagmeister

Would you rather ride in Air Force One with Trump or in a tank with Putin?

Christopher Ayres

How good are you at giving driving directions in California?

Chris Costello

Do you ever hold your pee too long while drawing?
Dumb Questions with Joshuan Taylor

Joshua Taylor

What Disney princess would you want to be?
Dumb Questions for Smart Designers - Jared Erondu

Jared Erondu

Someone you just met has food stuck in their teeth, do you tell them?

Zac Petit

At what age did you get to second base? And where did it occur?
Nicole Jacek Dumb Questions for Smart Designers

Nicole Jacek

Whose hair would win in a fight, yours or Donald Trump’s?
Dan Cassaro Dumb Questions for Smart Designers

Dan Cassaro

What was your mom’s last Tweet?

Cap Watkins

Man grooming, yes or no?
DanielleEvansHeadshot

Danielle Evans

If you had to make a slogan with raw oysters, what would it say?
Darren Booth Designer

Darren Booth

Who would you rather have escort your wife to a party, Ryan Adams or Ryan Reynolds?
Lauren Hom

Lauren Hom

What is your favorite flea market find?

Mikey Burton

What would it take for you to move back in with your parents now?

Gavin Strange

What was more painful, taking a bad skate slam or designing your website?

Becky Simpson

Do you own any domain names you don’t use?

Craig Frazier

Would you rather wake up for a day as Daniel Craig or Frasier Crane?

Mackey Saturday

What is the strangest rewards program you are a member of?

Sara Blake

Are you of the old school mindset, do you hand sketch everything first?

Jess Boonstra

Harry Potter or The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo or The Da Vinci Code?

Jeff Rogers

Tell us a personal story about glow sticks or hot sauce.

Chip Kidd

Who would run the country better, Donald Trump or The Joker?

The Heads of State

What do you think of the upcoming Ghostbusters reboot? Be honest.

Scott Allen Hill

What was the most inopportune time you broke, lost or forgot your glasses?

Timothy Goodman

If Donald Trump asked you to draw something on his Mexico border wall, what would you draw?

James Victore

Can you invent a clever bumper sticker slogan? We may or may not steal it.

Veerle Pieters

Since you never have had a boss before, would you rather have David Brent (The Office) or Gordon Ramsey (Chef) as your boss?

Gui Borchert

What do they write on your cup at Starbucks when you tell them your name is Gui?

Don Clark

What is your favorite show to watch with your kids on a Saturday morning?

Harvey Shepard

Would you rather shovel snow or go to a Nickelback concert?

Tad Carpenter

What’s your favorite children’s book?

James Flames

Who would you love to have design the poster for your 40th birthday party?

Jessica Hische

Can you give us an example of one thing you wouldn’t want your Momager to handle?

Steven Heller

You’ve interviewed a ton of people. Is there one person in particular that you haven’t that you’d want to interview?

Sara Blakely

What would your first thoughts be if you were asked to write Grease 3?

Josh Brewer

Elton John or Phil Collins?

Ashleigh Axios

If you’re going on a road trip with President Obama, what kind of car would you drive?

Matthew Manos

How do you feel about the term Millennials? Be honest.

Jean Jullien

If you had to get trapped for a month in one city’s subway system which would you prefer, NYC or London?

Bradford Shellhammer

Since your name sounds like that of a superhero, what would be the name of your arch nemesis?

Jon Contino

Would you rather be the brand manager or general manager for the Yankees?